• Tar_Alcaran
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            65 months ago

            Ebola really only infects people who work with ebola patients, and is common in cultures where it’s tradition to kiss corpses of relatives.

            So hey, don’t do those things, and Ebola is far less scary than most scary diseases.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        245 months ago

        Remember the episode where Trip gets pregnant, and he gets all broody and he rides the man lift in engineering up to demonstrate that the things which are at perfect hand rail height, that you’d probably like to hold onto while riding a lift in a large vehicle that might move suddenly, shears right past a support in its hoist way so if you did actually hold it like a hand rail you’d cut your fingers off?

        Starfleet be negligent.

      • Flying SquidM
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        The questions Enterprise never answered for me: When they’re between planets and Porthos has to poop, does he just poop on the floor of the ship? Are there little puddles of Porthos pee that crewpeople slip on? Is there a crewman whose job is dog cleanup duty?

        • @[email protected]
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          55 months ago

          If you teleport often enough you never have to use the bathroom, it just reassembles you with an empty bladder and mostly empty bowels. It just really sucks to be the guy who has to scrub the pattern buffers

    • @[email protected]
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      375 months ago

      How else would anything interesting happen in the episode? In my head canon most of the federation is very responsible but also boring. That’s why the show follows this particular bunch of degenerates.

            • Flying SquidM
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              155 months ago

              Replicators, just like the holodeck and the transporters convert energy into matter. They don’t need any base matter. Voyager did lack things, but what they mainly lacked were sources of long-term energy like dilithium and the Enterprise-D would not intentionally be so far away that they would run out of dilithium. The Enterprise almost never left the Alpha Quadrant of the galaxy. They were pretty much always within at most a month of rescue even if they were totally out of such things. Voyager was initially looking at no resupply for 70 years.

              • @[email protected]
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                75 months ago

                Replicators, just like the holodeck and the transporters convert energy into matter. They don’t need any base matter.

                According to stuff like the Star Trek Technical Manual, this is not true.

                Transporters work by disassembling you into your constituent particles, transporting those particles to the destination, and then reassembling them. It takes a lot of energy to do that, but officially anyway your particles are the same particles before and after.

                Replicator works by transporting base nutrient stocks out of tanks into the replicator terminal, but this time it rearranges the nutrient stocks according to whatever the target recipe is

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                  Perhaps those nutrients are very easily available so it’s not an issue, and the energy required is the bottleneck. At any rate, I don’t think Voyager or anything produced after that ever mentioned it.

            • teft
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              105 months ago

              I enjoy Star Trek but I honestly don’t know the full deets on whether their matter creators need base matter or make it from energy.

              They need matter. Admiral Vance has this exchange with Osyraa in Discovery:

              Osyraa: Hmm. It doesn’t quite taste like the real thing, does it?

              Vance: I’ve never eaten a real apple.

              Osyraa: Well, how sad. Apples are a thing of beauty. You want to talk about oppression, you should start in your own mess hall.

              Vance: It’s made of our shit, you know. That’s the base material that we use in our replicators. We deconstruct it to the atomic level and then reform the atoms. It’s pretty good for shit, and we don’t have to commit atrocities for it.

        • IninewCrow
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          35 months ago

          … or its just tradition when a crew of a small group of individuals get sent out into the wild frontier where no one is monitoring them or going to stop them from doing anything.

          If I sent you out with a hundred million dollar budget, a decked out modern RV with endless fuel, a bunch of military hardware and a crew of like minded people into the wild west of 1800s America … what would you guys end up doing after about two years wandering around out there on your own?

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        Remember they aren’t they aren’t getting paid, they are there because they are the biggest risk addicts in the federation.

    • lemmyng
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      85 months ago

      Tucker in ENT S1E5 was right… those ships ARE a death trap.