So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    6 months ago

    Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest.

    • Victor
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      26 months ago

      Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you.

        • Victor
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          26 months ago

          I mean I’m proud of my size too but I don’t go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC.

        • Victor
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          15 months ago

          I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I’m the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing!