NarcissticNurse to GoneMildEnglish • 27 days ago[OC] Day 9999 of ensuring the Amazon delivery guy comes to my doorstep to deliver the packageNSFWlemmy.worldmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up171cross-posted to: demonologic
arrow-up171image[OC] Day 9999 of ensuring the Amazon delivery guy comes to my doorstep to deliver the packageNSFWlemmy.worldNarcissticNurse to GoneMildEnglish • 27 days agomessage-square10fedilinkcross-posted to: demonologic
minus-square@LookingForButtsAndSuchcakelinkEnglish2•27 days agoPackage got wet during delivery, customer refused acceptance. 🚛
minus-squareNarcissticNurseOPlinkfedilinkEnglish4•27 days agoCustomer doesn’t reject wet packages as long as it performs as stated ! 😈
minus-square@LookingForButtsAndSuchcakelinkEnglish2•27 days agoCustomer satisfaction is always our highest priority! We made sure that our product performs excellent, even in tight and rough conditions. Please evaluate it thoroughly and get back to our customer service if you have any questions.
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Miss, I have a huge package for you!
Please ‘come’ inside and keep it ! 😆
Package got wet during delivery, customer refused acceptance. 🚛
Customer doesn’t reject wet packages as long as it performs as stated ! 😈
Customer satisfaction is always our highest priority! We made sure that our product performs excellent, even in tight and rough conditions. Please evaluate it thoroughly and get back to our customer service if you have any questions.