WASHINGTON—In response to the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania over the weekend, Congress moved quickly to pass legislation Monday that bans the civilian use of roofs. “As our country continues to reel from this horrific event, we in Congress have taken action by…
Yeah, the tone and quality of other sites sometimes can’t compare to The Onion! They’ve been at it for so long, they’ve mastered their voice and project it well.