WASHINGTON—Arriving for a campaign strategy session with the vice president and staring in disbelief at her frail, hunched-over form, top Democratic Party officials reportedly began panicking Monday after they discovered Kamala Harris had aged 40 years in a single night. “What the hell happened to her? She was only 59…
  • ZoidsbergEnglish
    47•4 months ago

    “My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO,” Collins posted on X. “We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and shar[ing] the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.”

    Neat.

    • TedrowEnglish
      14•4 months ago

      The new owner used to be in charge of the misinformation best at his old news room. Now he makes fake news.

      • @[email protected]English
        8•4 months ago

        The best outcome. Honestly, if we could convince other misinformation reporters to turn to comedy the world would be a better place.