It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • @Anyolduser
    9•1 month ago

    The real joke is that there’s no IKEA in Cleveland. 30 Rock made a joke about it and everything.