Sjmarf to Science [email protected]English • 4 months agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksmessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up11.15K
arrow-up11.15KimageI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Science [email protected]English • 4 months agomessage-square126fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish79•4 months agoI have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•4 months agoPffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves
How many hot pockets do you need?!
At least 3.50
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.