• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    12 months ago

    Nah, anything that dramatic wasn’t necessary. Tell the kid to aim to miss, assure him he’ll just be arrested.

    You just need a sucker, an attempt, an SS agent on your side, and a squib.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      2
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      Don’t needlessly increase entities.

      Which is more likely, a crazy person going after a crazy person, or ELABORATE GOVERNMENT SCAM LOZARD PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR TAIL

      ffs, go touch grass

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        12 months ago

        You’re the one who thinks this shit is complicated and not easy. Next thing you’ll be saying Trump wouldn’t accept someone else dying for his personal gain!

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          22 months ago

          There’s nothing complicated about a would be presidential assasin who acted alone.

          History is literally riddled with them.

          But your ideas of comic book level conspiracies? Occam’s razor says no.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            12 months ago

            Man, I’m coming to the conclusion that y’all just lazy AF and think any plan with more than one step is difficult.

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              22 months ago

              I mean, I definitely believe that Trump would stage an assassination for political points. In fact, I bet he’s goons could pull it off. I just don’t see any evidence to make that seem more likely than “it was just some kid, and the secret service was slacking that day”.

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              12 months ago

              Your conclusion is shit.

              You just want to believe in whatever you think feels best, instead of what is most likely.

                • @[email protected]
                  link
                  fedilink
                  1
                  edit-2
                  2 months ago

                  I knew you wouldn’t recognise Occam’s razor in that form. You’re a moron who doesn’t understand reality. I don’t care about your opinion in the slightest.

                  You’re clearly offended. Too bad. I’m not. :)

                  edit typoes