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    804 months ago

    You could try to get Jodie Foster to notice you in some newsworthy way.

    You could assassinate Putin, you would even get a statue and a park in your name.

    Start a band and do that until you get on the billboards, do an interview and casually eat leftovers out of a Tupperware while wearing a possum costume with a sash that says “John Locke was right” and refuse to elaborate.

    Liberate East Timor.

    End global climate change.

    Become a YouTube sensation with your Vlogs detailing every load of laundry you do while singing dubstep remixes of Chinese translated Yugoslavian nursery rhymes.

    Invade tik-tok with clips of you screaming at inanimate objects with googley eyes on them, they aren’t even your real father.