• Flying Squid
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      274 months ago

      Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten you go to prison for mass murder.

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        Hmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex??

        Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.

    • @[email protected]
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      194 months ago

      Fucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation.

      How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?

      • Lemminary
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        114 months ago

        Wait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.

        • @[email protected]
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          4 months ago

          On the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign?

          On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g.

          On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.

          • @[email protected]
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            44 months ago

            This was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.