• @morphballganon
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    62 months ago

    Too expensive to get them there. I suggest the bottom of the Marianas Trench. I hear they even have Fanta down there!

    Just equip them with concrete boots, much cheaper than a spaceship.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      Why bother with concrete boots? Rocks are cheap, maybe even free depending where you grab them from.

      • @morphballganon
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        2 months ago

        Security of course. You don’t want them coming dislodged! How would you secure the rocks? Burlap sacks full, tied with plastic rope to their ankles?

        • @[email protected]
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          31 month ago

          Make them eat them? I don’t know. That’s for logistics to figure out. We’re the idea people! That’s why we’re paid the big bucks. And by big bucks, I mean crippling national debt we have absolutely no control over being owned by a foreign nation, China.