@[email protected] to Ask [email protected] • 5 months agoIf any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?message-square122fedilinkarrow-up1133
arrow-up1133message-squareIf any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?@[email protected] to Ask [email protected] • 5 months agomessage-square122fedilink
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️linkfedilink5•5 months agoOctopus is obviously the correct answer. They’re smart, they can fit through a hole the size of a quarter, they can camouflage, and they can shoot ink. They’re the superheroes of the animal world already.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•5 months agoDon’t they only live for like 4 years or something?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•5 months agoThat’s longer than a spider lives, and Spider-Man isn’t dying of old age at 30.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•5 months agoMy pet tarantula is 11 years old and likely got at least 5 more years in her.
Octopus is obviously the correct answer. They’re smart, they can fit through a hole the size of a quarter, they can camouflage, and they can shoot ink. They’re the superheroes of the animal world already.
Don’t they only live for like 4 years or something?
That’s longer than a spider lives, and Spider-Man isn’t dying of old age at 30.
My pet tarantula is 11 years old and likely got at least 5 more years in her.
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