“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”
“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”
So unfortunately not inside the celery itself, which would of course be significantly more fun :(
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Now I’m wondering if you could get celery to soak up a drug solution since it’s so watery, then extract the drugs again later
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I feel like that was the plot of an old Bond movie.
I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.
I’m just imagining ants on a log, but the peanut butter is meth
Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway
I’d like to return the headline please