• TheSaneWriter
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    1011 months ago

    This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.

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      11 months ago

      The best advice god ever gave in the bible is Proverbs 27:14.

      He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.

      • @[email protected]
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        511 months ago

        I’m fond of proverbs 26:18-19.

        Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”

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          211 months ago

          Wow! I thought you were making this up but it’s actually in the Bible! Jesus doesn’t like being pranked.

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            11 months ago

            I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up! Also, Proverbs is from the Old Testament. So *King Solomon *didn’t like being pranked. Which, I can see. He wasn’t too big on shared custody (see that one baby he suggested cutting in half because two parents fought over it) (j/k)

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              211 months ago

              I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up!

              I want to give you more than an up-vote because this is the perfect answer.