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      23 months ago

      Why are these couch cushions shaped like a nude woman bent over?

      This joke is getting a bit weird at this point.

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          43 months ago

          Well I don’t have the affliction of continuing to make the same joke, that was never based on anything real, for weeks

          If you’re saying that I am “afflicted” with noticing things very intentionally made to look like a naked woman asking for sex with her posture… Uh yeah, that’s called preferring women and having a sex drive. Kinda programmed by millions of years of evolution for that one.

          Maybe you fuck all the things you notice, but I don’t.

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              33 months ago

              You: “people I take issue with are all couch fuckers”

              Me: “actually that doesn’t make sense”

              You: “wow you sure are upset!”

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                13 months ago

                Let’s check, maybe?

                Would you identify as a conservative?

                If American, are you planning on voting for Harris?

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                    13 months ago

                    You don’t speak English?

                    Do. YOU. Identify. As. A. Conservative?

                    If you are eligible to vote in the US presidential election, will you vote Harris or Trump?

                    See if you’re a conservative voting American, you’re probably just lying in your earlier comments, and are in fact bothered by the weird behaviours of “your” guys (like fucking couches), unlike what you claimed to the other person mere comments ago.

                    So. Would you identify as a conservative?

                    Because if you do, you’re trying to “defend your team” from being mocked, instead of “just tired of the joke”.

                    Simple. But you’re not gonna answer the questions, and we all know why.