Flying Squid to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world • 30 days ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1291
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minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish50•30 days agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•30 days agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•29 days agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It’s the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.