• @leftzero
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    292 months ago

    A SPEAR

    Hypocrite.

    One stick, two sticks, who cares. If you want to throw a rock, throw it with your hand, as nature intended.

    Tying it to the end of a stick is as much cheating as using another stick to make your arm longer.

    Real rock throwers don’t need sticks. If your arms aren’t long enough that you’re dragging your knuckles on the ground like our forefathers you’re as weak as the kids you’re criticising.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      182 months ago

      Look, I’m sympathetic to the paleolithicconservative cause, but we can’t throw out all progress just because of these uppity kids!

      • @leftzero
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        242 months ago

        we can’t throw out all progress

        Well, of course with your puny little arms you can’t…