This wasn’t in the date night song…

  • @[email protected]
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    153 months ago

    ‘All you can eat’ at Applebees sounds like a threat.

    It’s been nearly a decade since I have eaten there but the last two times I did, I had some significant intestinal distress.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      I’m vegetarian, so “All You Can Eat” at an Applebees actually means “all you can stomach”. It’ll be soggy fries, a mediocre salad (hold the bacon bits), maybe an appetizer if I’m lucky. Perhaps they are better now, but I doubt it. There’s a reason I haven’t been inside an Applebees for at least a decade.

    • Irremarkable
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      43 months ago

      Only reason to go there is half priced apps and somewhat reasonably priced drinks.