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minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilink44•4 months agoPeople joke about how Benjamin Franklin wanted it to be the turkey. He wasn’t talking about the domesticated bird we normally eat at Thanksgiving. He was talking about one of these dinosaurs: And god help you if you get between a tom and one of his mates. Here’s a wild turkey spur:
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•edit-24 months agoYeah, no thanks. The only wild turkey I like is in a glass, served neat.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months agoI prefer some rocks and a few dashes of bitters
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•4 months agoWild turkeys are so different than regular ones. We should call them something different. Maybe we could call them Türkies so we know the difference.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•4 months agoAnd it wasn’t even fresh food that he caught himself, it was roadkill. Apropos.
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People joke about how Benjamin Franklin wanted it to be the turkey.
He wasn’t talking about the domesticated bird we normally eat at Thanksgiving.
He was talking about one of these dinosaurs:
And god help you if you get between a tom and one of his mates. Here’s a wild turkey spur:
Yeah, no thanks. The only wild turkey I like is in a glass, served neat.
I prefer some rocks and a few dashes of bitters
That is one horny devil
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Wild turkeys are so different than regular ones.
We should call them something different.
Maybe we could call them Türkies so we know the difference.
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And it wasn’t even fresh food that he caught himself, it was roadkill. Apropos.
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This made me laugh so hard, thanks 😂