Yeah I was watching something on TV and they cut to a special news report to cover this. I was shocked. Isn’t there a school shooting pretty much every day now? Why did this warrant cutting into valuable day time TV programming? So I’m watching this breaking news wondering what’s so special about this particular shooting that can’t wait until the nightly news at 10:00, and the local police chief is giving a press conference breaking down in tears about how he never thought he would have to handle a school shooting and I’m like has your dimbass been paying attention to anything that’s been going on in this country for the last few decades? I would expect you to have a manual on your desk with procedures on how to handle this. Instead this yokel is rambling on about good and evil. I just smh.
Oh I’m keeping my nose out of it. But it doesn’t mean I will stop ridiculing your idiotic obsession with an object that you obviously care more about than the lives of innocent kids.
I can see that the Onion title goes over your head, but I’m not suprised.
Wow. You’re really bad at math. Maybe the reason you think this isn’t a problem is because you’ve never been in school?
Wanna try again?
EDIT: Naaaah. I’ll just give it to you. You’re right! It’s only once a month.
Just because it want to see how much of a fucking idiot you’ll make of yourself trying to bend farther over backwards to see if you can walk it back to once a year and still look like a fucking psychotic moron.
It’s a little less than once per week, on average. School shootings are much more rare. Wikipedia has the list, but it makes me too depressed to go through and tally it up to get the average.
Considering there are tens of thousands of schools across the US, most cops will never have to deal with a mass shooting, much less a school shooting.
Yeah I was watching something on TV and they cut to a special news report to cover this. I was shocked. Isn’t there a school shooting pretty much every day now? Why did this warrant cutting into valuable day time TV programming? So I’m watching this breaking news wondering what’s so special about this particular shooting that can’t wait until the nightly news at 10:00, and the local police chief is giving a press conference breaking down in tears about how he never thought he would have to handle a school shooting and I’m like has your dimbass been paying attention to anything that’s been going on in this country for the last few decades? I would expect you to have a manual on your desk with procedures on how to handle this. Instead this yokel is rambling on about good and evil. I just smh.
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Will probably work better than whatever is done now. Which is fuck all.
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It’s literally the foundation in your stupid analogy. But whatever, it’s your kids, what do I care.
I’ll keep upvoting these Onion posts every week it happens.
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Gun nuts…
Oh I’m keeping my nose out of it. But it doesn’t mean I will stop ridiculing your idiotic obsession with an object that you obviously care more about than the lives of innocent kids.
I can see that the Onion title goes over your head, but I’m not suprised.
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You have a gun problem. The world knows about it, trust me.
Yeah. It’s only one every week!
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Hahahaha. That’s from 2018 with data from the 2015-2016 school year. Fucking hilarious.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States_(2000–present)
https://www.calendar-365.com/week-number.html
I know it’s amazingly presumptuous of me to assume you can figure out the rest, but I’ll let you go ahead and do that.
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I’m sorry. How many times per week has someone shot a gun in a school in the US in 2024 again?
I can’t seem the find that in your reply…
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Wow. You’re really bad at math. Maybe the reason you think this isn’t a problem is because you’ve never been in school?
Wanna try again?
EDIT: Naaaah. I’ll just give it to you. You’re right! It’s only once a month.
Just because it want to see how much of a fucking idiot you’ll make of yourself trying to bend farther over backwards to see if you can walk it back to once a year and still look like a fucking psychotic moron.
It’s a little less than once per week, on average. School shootings are much more rare. Wikipedia has the list, but it makes me too depressed to go through and tally it up to get the average.
Considering there are tens of thousands of schools across the US, most cops will never have to deal with a mass shooting, much less a school shooting.
Not quite daily, but yeah there have been a lot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States_(2000–present)
I had to do an unfortunate amount of scrolling after clicking 2020s…
Quick edit: by gawd the kid’s name was literally Colt