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    2 months ago

    If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.

    Edit: FYI this is from Terry Pratchett’s Lords and Ladies, the same book that OP paraphrased

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      32 months ago

      Puking on the carpet, dropping dead things at your feet, licking at you, drawing your blood with sharp claws. Imagine a long slimy toad-lizard with those sharp claws, behaving like that.