• 2ugly2live
    41•13 days ago

    Straws are gay now? Does this guy just chug it?

    Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?

    • nocturneEnglish
      23•13 days ago

      and now they can’t use straws?

      How TF are you supposed to drink a boba tea? Just take all the balls into your mouth at one time?

    • @[email protected]
      20•13 days ago

      Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?

      Real men can.

    • @[email protected]English
      7•12 days ago

      I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.

      He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.

      Strangest method I’ve seen.

      • 2ugly2live
        9•12 days ago

        That man must be crazy strong and intimidating for no one in his life to have ever felt safe enough to pull him aside and ask, “What the absolute fuck are you doing?”