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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish111•edit-23 months agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish67•3 months agoBoss makes a thousand, you make a buck. Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish30•3 months agoBoss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
minus-squarePrison MikelinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoI feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•3 months agoWe’ll workshop it on the way to the office
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•3 months agoI say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•edit-23 months agoBOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-23 months ago poop on company time Amazon intensifies
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•3 months agoHopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.
Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
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Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
Could just round to “3 dollars”
We’ll workshop it on the way to the office
I say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care
That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK
NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
Amazon intensifies
Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…