• Flying Squid
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    62 months ago

    I’m picturing the conversation in the tattoo place now:

    “I want it to say ‘Trump 2025!’”

    “Don’t you mean 2024?”

    “No, 2025! That’s when he wins the election!”

    “But the election is in 2024…”

    “ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COMMIE LIBERAL CUCK?! I CAN TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

    “Sorry, fine, ‘Trump 2025’ it is…”