Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldmessage-square176fedilinkarrow-up1820
arrow-up1820imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months agomessage-square176fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink58•2 months agoIt’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink27•2 months agoMaybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkDeutsch9•2 months agoWe are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoOh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
minus-squareFaridlinkfedilink2•2 months agoIt’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.
It’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
We are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
In hindsight, there may have been signs…
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Oh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
19th here, I think I got left behind.
It’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.