You could call this a sequel to my last question, but I was genuinely curious. Question inspired by someone I know joking about being arrested for selling donuts to someone who died as a result because they didn’t need junk food.

  • Boozilla
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    242 months ago

    Rubbing one out lowers aggression, ergo masturbation is now mandatory. You all know what to do here, people.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 months ago

      Counterpoint: masturbation is genocide and menstruation is murder as it is a failure to bring a life to the world. Therefore everyone beyond puberty is guilty of murder by default.

      • @Worx
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        72 months ago

        Catholics start sweating

        • @[email protected]
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          52 months ago

          Right? Especially the priests
          Oh my god ohmygod I’m going to hell! After I raped those three boys, I masturbated!”

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          32 months ago

          Oh who are you kidding? It’s no more guilt than we already had drilled into us by doing 12 years on the inside.