Lemmy [email protected] • 15 hours ago

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Lemmy [email protected] • 15 hours ago

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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

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15•14 hours ago
It would take a couple of weeks but if you go out and vote it could function.
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  What
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    8•14 hours ago
    I guessed it was about a certain person who’s in the news a lot right now before the american election… I’m potentially totally wrong.
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      17•14 hours ago
      There is absolutely zero likelihood Trump is 165lbs. Try 1.5x that, at the very least.
      
      Also he is not nearly as tall as he claims to be.
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        21•14 hours ago
        
        Also he is not nearly as ________ as he claims to be.
        
        fill in the blank with anything he’s ever claimed to be

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