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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

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  • @[email protected]
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    232 months ago

    IIRC from last time, someone on Reddit suggested digging a vertical hole (smaller visual footprint in an aerial search), covering the body with yogurt (to speed up decomp), and then burying a dead animal above the body (to throw off the cadaver dog’s handlers).

    • @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      Gotta put crushed up glass between the body and what ever dead thing you buried close to the surface to discourage digging

      • Krzd
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        92 months ago

        Fuck no, that would only encourage digging because it’s too suspicious.

        • @[email protected]
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          92 months ago

          Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”

          • Krzd
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            32 months ago

            Yeah that seems like it should work :D

          • Krzd
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            12 months ago

            The animals don’t do any digging. They just report the death smell, and the handlers then have to dig and confirm why the dog reported.