• @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    Okay well I’m interpreting this as a joke lmao.

    But if it’s not then dude… You’re a sex offender.

    If there’s one thing America gets right it’s sex offender laws.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      you can become a sex offender for peeing somewhere you shouldn’t. i wouldn’t hype up our sex offender laws that much.

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      2 months ago

      Well I always just change on the spot since I was little, maybe with a loose towel, but it literally just a fig leaf… when it drops, it drops.

      But since I’m already a sex offender,… time to grab some pussy? (/s)

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        I wasn’t saying you were a sex offender lol I meant if you did get charged legally it would be for good reason (99% of the time).

        Wrongful charges do occur, of course, when a “victim” claims rape falsely and there isn’t enough evidence to prove it didn’t happen (which is the opposite of how it is supposed to be - innocent until proven guilty).

        • Zement
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          12 months ago

          I have no oder how to know everything. There are so many laws for stuff I didn’t even consider regulated, it’s hard to know what’s illegal and when.

          Open container law, or that you can’t exit the car and walk on the side of a highway… (the two things we actually got in trouble with, but the cops were chill to us 4 Germans, amused even when we told them we had no more fuel and didn’t know what else to do / when a friend took his beer to the car to finish on the way home)

          Next time we will do better