If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

@[email protected] · 2 months ago

@[email protected] · 2 months ago

Water + Jesus = Wine

Wine + Jesus = Brandy

Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk

Billiam · 2 months ago

I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

metaStatic · 2 months ago

Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

@[email protected] · 2 months ago

bro do you got any snacks to go with this

Ech · 2 months ago

You can have one tasteless cracker.

@[email protected] · 2 months ago

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

Kraiden · 2 months ago

It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that

Billiam · 2 months ago

He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.

@[email protected] · 2 months ago

That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”