I hate that everything now is a subscription service instead of buying it and do whatever you want.

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    11 months ago

    That is crazy.

    Like a damn laundromat. So is LG gonna supply water and power too? Wtf are the charging for? The right to buy their product? Lmao. Fuck off.

    Go analog. Real analog. Sticks and stones baby.

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      2811 months ago

      The article said the subscription was for “software updates” which really seems like something they should provide for free anyway so you’re really just paying for the privilege to use their precious machine that you already paid for lol

      • Programmer Belch
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        3411 months ago

        Software updates for what? New ways to wash your clothes? I only use like two or three settings in mine

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          2011 months ago

          Knowing LG it’s probably updates to make it play Jingle Bells at Christmas time or something lol

              • Pleb
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                1111 months ago

                Well, if your washing machine was connected to the internet you would also need security updates. Of course the only reason you’d connect your washing machine to the internet would be in order to get said security updates in the first place.

                Great job creating a need by developing the fix for it in the first place.

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                  111 months ago

                  Alerts for when the washer finishes its cycle. Reminders on when to do a tub clean. More detail when certain errors or anomalies are detected. Additional wash cycles for special load/fabric types that don’t fit on the dial.I have used the internet connection on my washer for all of these things and it has been very useful.

                  • Lemon
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                    911 months ago

                    My magical washing machine somehow knows how to do those things without an internet connection.

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                611 months ago

                Potentially more serious than that. A poorly protected washing machine (or any other IOT device) can serve as an attack vector into your local network.

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                  911 months ago

                  You’re not wrong, but why the hell does a washing machine need to be Internet connected in the first place?

                  And since the first answer is always “So it can tell me when the cycle is done,” set a frickin timer if it’s that big of a deal.

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          811 months ago

          I think it’s for “smart” washing machines that you can control from your phone etc. So that’s likely what the “updates” would be related too…why you’d need to control your washing machine from afar is beyond me but some people love smart gadgets and will by anything that connects to their phone.

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            511 months ago

            I hate the make everything a smart appliance trend… Grills, washers and dryers, dishwashers, coffee machines… WHY? No one needs this shit.

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            411 months ago

            There are cases for it, eg programming a wash to occur when energy demand is low.

            In my opinion we should be pursuing technologies to do this that don’t require an internet connection. Even being able to program a schedule into the machine and it can detect if something is in there or not. That would be enough since energy usage follows a relatively consistent plot. These companies don’t give a shit about anything other than coming up with ways to make more money.

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              511 months ago

              The cost of the laundry subscription is likely to vastly out cost the energy savings it may provide.

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        2111 months ago

        Fucking software updates for a washing machine? If my washing machine needs a software update, that should be a fucking recall. A washing machine should be a fully embedded system imo.

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          1711 months ago

          It’s updates for the cybersecurity that exists strictly only because it is connected to the internet which in turn is something that exists strictly only because there’s software updates.

          Megaman Battle Network was prophetic. Terrorist will flood your house using a phone.

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        911 months ago

        I hope this is rage bait because I can’t think of any reason a washing machine would ever need a software update. Is it like a smart machine? If so then just let me disable it