• @[email protected]
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    642 months ago

    Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.

    Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.

    • FuglyDuck
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      372 months ago

      having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.

      But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.

      (also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)

      • ThePowerOfGeek
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        182 months ago

        Your point made me realize finding… It’s kind of weird that Cruise hasn’t got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he’s pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.

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        42 months ago

        Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker.

        Which is why he was so perfect for Edge Of Tomorrow. I can;t think of anyone else who could be both that slimy and also believable in the action scenes. Excellent movie. i watched it to get to see Cruise get killed a lot, and I got that in spades, but I also got a superb action movie!

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      72 months ago

      Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D

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      I’m pretty sure he got that fixed. I don’t notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least