• @[email protected]
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    2 days ago

    Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

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      2 days ago

      I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.

      Hot, cold, pulsate.

      But stalone dropped the deuce.

      (Yes it’s disgusting)