You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero?
I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out.
You’re thinking of the Zodiac Killer. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
Ted Cruz can be more than one thing. Don’t pigeonhole Ted Cruz.
I’ve read online that he was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park.
You know, the goat eating one.
You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero?
Nah, that doesn’t sound like him at all!
Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right.
Wasn’t it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors.
In… Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed.
wait… how many jurrasic parks are there?
More or less than Land Before Time at 18?
I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more.
I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out.
He’s nowhere near that cool
Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero.
Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex.
i heard that he was the phantom killer…
Shitter… He was the phantom shitter.