• SeaJ
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      733 days ago

      Florida is like an old used car: cheap upfront costs but expensive maintenance costs.

      • IninewCrow
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        403 days ago

        Florida is like an old used car: cheap up front costs for a dangerous vehicle that you know will eventually fall apart but you act surprised when you lose a ball joint in your front suspension on the highway while doing 120 kph because you ignored your mechanic for the fourth time this year. The look on your face as your car crosses the median and you’re about to impact a cement truck.

    • @[email protected]
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      They do have a first-class spaceport… Watching a rocket takeoff from there would be the only reason I ever go to Florida.

      • @[email protected]
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        152 days ago

        i went to see a launch in early 00’s. it is interesting, maybe worth a trip, but not worth moving there

    • Flying Squid
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      133 days ago

      Alligators tell me otherwise. In fact, they tell me they look forward to having it back to themselves soon.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 days ago

        I lived in Louisiana. Although surely they can and periodically do cause harm they really want nothing to do with you. Just don’t screw with one and you’re fine.

      • Cornpop
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        163 days ago

        Disney is the shittiest reason to come to FL.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 days ago

          As a California I concur, Anaheim is a hellhole. Mind you my sense of entertainment is watching Germans burn and get heat stroke out in the Mojave, its extra funny cause I am usually paler than them.