As Daffy plummets he mutters “it’s mine. all mine.” The lava subsumes him, leaving the ring floating on the lava. As the metal melts and becomes hot lava, the screen image tears and Porky pops up, waving bye. “th th th That’s all folks!” Fade to black. There are no credits.
I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.
As Daffy plummets he mutters “it’s mine. all mine.” The lava subsumes him, leaving the ring floating on the lava. As the metal melts and becomes hot lava, the screen image tears and Porky pops up, waving bye. “th th th That’s all folks!” Fade to black. There are no credits.
I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.
Daffy’s ethereal spirit shows up in Valinor complaining that he can only destroy the One Ring once.
He melts down to just his bill which floats next to the ring and mutters “you’re despicable.”
I want to hear Daffy or Sylvester saying “my precious!” at least once during the movie
I would love to hear him say it too but canonically it was “It’s mine. All mine!”
Yeah, I got the reference. I just think it would be funny if one of the characters with a lisp would be the one to say “precious”.
Imagine Porky Pig as Gollum.