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minus-squareCadenzalinkfedilinkEnglish31•edit-21 month agoHow can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoWouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoI’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-21 month agoMaybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoLike one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoNah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoIt is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoI’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast FistlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoInstructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agono you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoWell, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.