• @iknowitwheniseeit
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      151 month ago

      Jerry: “Aren’t you going to see what the message is?”

      George: “Nah.”

      Kramer: “Why not? It could be important!”

      Jerry: “It’s not like you to ignore a message…”

      George: “Okay, okay! I’ll tell you. I was sitting at home.”

      Jerry: “Doing what?”

      George: “Nothing.”

      Kramer: “Oh yeah! I love doing nothing! I love it!”

      Jerry: “Nothing? Sounds boring.”

      George: “Spoken like an amateur. I have it down to an art.”

      Kramer: “We should compare notes!”

      Jerry: “Anyway, then what happened?”

      George: “I get a text from this girl I had lunch with.”

      Jerry: “Lunch? Like a date? A” lunch date?"

      George: “I don’t know, I don’t know! How can you know? Who suggests lunch when someone asks them out? I don’t know, but she did!”

      Kramer: “Yikes!”

      Jerry: “Okay, so you get this text message.”

      George: “That’s right.”

      Jerry: “From the lunch maybe date maybe not woman.”

      George: “That’s right.”

      Jerry: “What does it say?”

      George: “What are you doing?”

      Jerry: “I’m asking what the message said!”

      George: “I know! The message said, ‘What are you doing?’”

      Jerry: “Ooooo. Okay. And?”

      George: “So I sent her a reply, that said ‘nothing’.”

      Kramer: “Classic mistake.”

      George: “Well I wish I had known! How am I supposed to know?!”

      Jerry: “I don’t get it. What’s the mistake?”

      George: “After I told her that I wasn’t doing anything, she called me!”

      Jerry: “On the phone? What for?”

      George: “To talk!”

      Jerry: “About what?”

      George: “Nothing! I wanted to do nothing, not talk about nothing!”

      Kramer: “You got yourself a phone talker.”

      George: “A phone talker!”

      Jerry: “Seems like it. So what are you going to do?”

      George: “What can I do? I’m going to have to tell her talking on the phone causes me migraines. It’s the only way…”

      Kramer and George leave. Jerry sees a message from Elaine that says, “What are you doing?” He puts the phone down.

    • Scrubbles
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      41 month ago

      One of the few actual good usages of ChatGPT

      How about calling them “Phone Trappers”?

      It sounds like something Jerry would say: “You know these people, the Phone Trappers. They ask you what you’re doing, and the second you say you’re free—bam!—they trap you into a call. It’s a trap! They lure you in with a text, then they pounce with the phone.”