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Earth will be created in 2036. This is just a rehearsal.
The Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”
We’re doing the extra-silly speedthrough right now. Next time will be much more comprehensible.