Yes, I know this is satire

  • southsamurai
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    3127 days ago

    See, that’s good thinking!

    Me? I took my step child in, treated them well, taught them self defense and martial arts, then adopted them. HUGE mistake, now they bloody well know that they’re gong to inherit the house some day, and are playing the long game, waiting for me to die on my own instead of shivving me in the kidney like a proper stepdad should go down.

    Such a rookie error on my part.

      • southsamurai
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        527 days ago

        Lmmfao! Gods, I wish I had thought of that. Wasn’t where I was going, but that made me envious of you having caught it.