Flying Squid to Political [email protected] • 12 hours agoWhat has she done to stop the genocide on Alderaan?lemmy.worldmessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1689
arrow-up1689imageWhat has she done to stop the genocide on Alderaan?lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Political [email protected] • 12 hours agomessage-square90fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•edit-211 hours agoNo, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I’ll link you the fan fic.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilink23•11 hours agoThat’s okay. You really don’t have to go to the trouble. You really don’t have to.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•edit-210 hours agoI think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself spoiler Rudy Giuliani is Luke
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•10 hours agoIs that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
minus-squareenkerslinkfedilink13•edit-210 hours agoI’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.
No, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I’ll link you the fan fic.
That’s okay. You really don’t have to go to the trouble. You really don’t have to.
I think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself
spoiler
Rudy Giuliani is Luke
Is that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
I’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.