suicide? appreciating the good moments of the day without thinking about the wider hell you’re in, somehow?

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        152 days ago

        You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I’ve been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

        • @[email protected]
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          52 days ago

          I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.

          • Rhaedas
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            52 days ago

            The profit on torches is the rebuy for more. You don’t need to sink a lot in material, it just has to burn bright enough to sell.

            • ivanafterall ☑️
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              42 days ago

              Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

              • @[email protected]
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                51 day ago

                My guillotines have DRM, non user serviceable parts and a mandatory service contract - cough - I mean you get free IoT and smartphone integration.

                If you sharpen it youself, warranty is void.

              • Rhaedas
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                32 days ago

                In this throwaway, instant satisfaction society? It’s all about the price point. And the marketing.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 days ago

        That seems counterproductive.

        Guillotine demand goes up, guillotine production company stocks go up, guillotine production owners become rich, guillotine production millionaires felled by their own designs.