The mood couldn’t be more different among the staffers accompanying the two presidential candidates, Andrew Feinberg reports

Harris’s people are confident. The Trump campaign is panicking

God, I hope they know something we don’t. I feel like I’m gonna pass out. Or throw up.

  • @[email protected]
    6•17 days ago

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    Thy micturations are to me

    As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

    And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts

    With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!