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    392 months ago

    Hooray jeebus is coming back to judge everyone and send all the bad people to be tortured forever, as any benevolent deity would do.

    Goddamn fucking assclown motherfucking hypocritical shitheaded bastards! FUCK THEM.

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      142 months ago

      You forgot the part where the Rapture happens BEFORE the millennium, meaning that all these Christians just get to sit in Heaven and laugh at the sinners. Evangelicalism in the US is heavily premillennial.