• @[email protected]
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    84 hours ago

    I assume you’re joking, but for anyone unfamiliar, an ASP is a collapsible metal baton that police frequently carry.

    • ddh
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      44 hours ago

      I choose to believe: telescopic serpent

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        I like this, and would like to see the full line of products.

        Telescopic serpent? Check. Collapsible giraffe. Copy. Inflatable kangaroo? We got three. Glow in the dark parrots? Yes please!

        • Apathy Tree
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          31 hour ago

          Here’s the inflatable kangaroo at least. Can’t help with the rest, but this one is giant!