@[email protected] to World [email protected]English • 1 month agoBallet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburgwww.lbc.co.ukmessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1959 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1959external-linkBallet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburgwww.lbc.co.uk@[email protected] to World [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square137fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish52•1 month agoIn another article emergency services responded with this gem. He died a natural death. It’s not a crime.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish26•1 month agocause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoYes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoEverything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.
In another article emergency services responded with this gem.
cause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall
Gravity, is natural, no?
Lead is too
Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.