@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgmessage-square489fedilinkarrow-up11.23K
arrow-up11.23KimageThis world is cruel…feddit.org@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month agomessage-square489fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink111•1 month agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•1 month agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink82•1 month ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink30•1 month agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 month agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•1 month agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchHuman contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepArt 👌
cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.