Automotive research firm finds that Tesla has higher frequency of deadly accidents than any other car brand

  • @[email protected]
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    1022 hours ago

    As an SUV driver in Appalachia, I’ve mostly only injured pedestrians.

    Anecdotal, I know. I’ve only killed 2 people. What’s the average?

    Now I won’t sleep for fear of jinxing myself.

    Being human is stupid.

    • @[email protected]
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      614 hours ago

      please be kidding because otherwise im a terrible person to have laughed my ass off to this 😂

        • @[email protected]
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          312 hours ago

          Obviously you’re kidding. You said you drive in Appalachia. Yet, you are so clearly a seal. Driving by the beach, okay maybe I could see that, but mountains? Is there even anything for seals to do in Appalachia?

    • @[email protected]
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      417 hours ago

      Am I being wooshed, and if no, wtf? When did killing even one person become an “only” occurrence?