Darth Vader: “You are in command now, Admiral Plett”

Plett: (nervously) “Thank you, Lord Vader”

  • peopleproblems
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    91 month ago

    $250k a year?

    That’s it?

    Sounds like it needs to get a bit more expensive.

    • palordrolap
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      141 month ago

      If assassins started going after the guards, those guards might want more danger money.

      For legal reasons, this is an observation not a suggestion.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        If I ever wanted to ruin a megacorporation for ruining my life, I’d start going after the lowest wrung of the ladder. Give two warnings and then execute the plan on them. Non-fatal accidents and the like. Warn again. Move on to the next one. Warn them etc. Repeat as long as necessary. Never go for the higher ups that can afford security.

        This will probably never happen to me, because I don’t live in the late stage capitalist hell-scape.

    • @Aux
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      1 month ago

      Removed by mod