The New York Police Department is crowd-sourcing their investigation into the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson to the general public after two days with no positive ID on the shooter. But they may not get much help from the internet, according to multiple popular TikTok sleuths.

  • @[email protected]
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    494 days ago

    Don’t like UnitedHealthcare? - Choose something else.

    Ah yes, of course! Why didn’t I think of that? Guess I’ll wait till next November when open enrollment is back and I’m allowed to change providers to whomever my company picked for me for 2026.

    Failed to honor their terms? - Sue them

    Another great nugget of advice! My savings of less than a week’s worth of legal fees will surely topple a massive company that has been getting away with this long enough to have more lawyers than I have friends!

    • madthumbs
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      24 days ago

      If you have a valid case against such a high value target, the lawyers won’t care how much you make.